Urban Dictionary word of the day...

[mumblez]

Previous ones are...

multislacker
A person who is a muti talent at doing nothing of human interest but only in human suffering.

Friend: Hey dude you ever get that job scrubbing those waste cans at the abortion clinic?
Dude: No man, I couldn't find any straws.
Friend: I may be wrong but you might be the worlds best multislacker!

dish jenga
The pile of precariously balanced dishes in a dishrack that cannot be disturbed lest there be an avalanche of china, crockery, and silverware.

"Don't touch the dish jenga! That's a load-bearing spoon."

badinkadink
the opposite of budunkadunk
it means you have a small ass
also see dinky
badinkadink- u need a small dick to put in that ass
badunkadunk- any size dick would fit but a huge one is preferable

damn that gurl got a badinkadink, too bad its not a budunkadunk i would "dog" her all night.


TODAYS WORD IS...
typeractive
Someone who is overly talkative on emails or text messages.


Man, this Emily should get a job. She's been messaging me every 2 minutes. And there are 10 emails in my inbox from her. She is way typeractive today.

[Nikki]

:laught01:

I think I fit the description of multislacker pretty well :) Professional multislacker to be exact

[Nikki]

I think this one applies to a lot of people, not on this board of course :)


INTERNUTS:

The phenomenon that occurs when someone becomes a badass when addressing others on a message board.

It is a common practice for the reticent, meek, and cowardly to make bold statements, on the internet, knowing there is no way to be held accountable.

The poster was getting badly flamed, so threatened to kick everyone's ass. His anger made his internuts grow.

[Nikki]

CONNECTILE DYSFUNCTION:

1. The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.
2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.

My computer had connectile dysfunction (CD) yesterday, so I couldn't check my email.

[porsche911]

the last 2 are good ones--true too

[Ninja_Pete]

wicked funny thread man...keep it going.

[Nikki]

TECHNOLUST:

The constant desire to have the newest, flashiest, fastest, shiniest gadget available, even if the one you just bought is only two months old and still works great.

Your iPhone makes me horny with unconrollable technolust.

[slayermet420]

Your iPhone makes me horny with unconrollable technolust.


Amazing, Nikki makes me horny with regular lust.

But on topic, these are great.:grin61:

[mumblez]

NO NAME BASIS

When you become so comfortable with someone that you no longer even refer to them by their first name. I.e. being beyond first name basis (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=first+name+basis).


Man: "Honey, I'm home!"
Woman: "Hey baby, how was your day?"
Man: "It was great sweetheart."
Woman: "What's my name?"
Man: "Ummmmmmmmm..... sweetheart?"
Woman: "What, are we on no name basis now?"

WAFFLE CRAPPER :lurker

A chick so hot that you wouldn't care if she walked up and crapped on your waffle. In fact, you'd probably welcome it. Coined by Adam Carolla (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Adam+Carolla).
She's no waffle-crapper but I'd hit it (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I%27d+hit+it).

TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE

The consummation of a relationship via SMS messages.

Matt and Heather have been having textual intercourse for over a month.

[kempenstein]

post-Potter depression

The empty feeling that comes from finishing the seventh book in the Harry Potter series and realizing there will be no more.


Lucy started reading the Golden Compass books to fight her post-Potter depression but she said she just kept waiting for Voldemort to show up.

[Nikki]

DIP OUT:

to leave a party or someone's house without them knowing; sneaking out; or just plain leaving.

Don't mean to trip out, but bitch, I'm bout to dip out.


PREGRET:

The feeling of regretting something you're about to do anyway.

Every Friday night, I pregret that I will go to the club. I know I will stand there like an idiot and won't talk enough game to bring anyone home with me.

[k_lee]

WAFFLE CRAPPER :lurker

A chick so hot that you wouldn't care if she walked up and crapped on your waffle. In fact, you'd probably welcome it. Coined by Adam Carolla (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Adam+Carolla).
[I]She's no waffle-crapper but I'd hit it (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I%27d+hit+it).

thats effin gross.

[pvtgrainger]

post-Potter depression

The empty feeling that comes from finishing the seventh book in the Harry Potter series and realizing there will be no more.


Lucy started reading the Golden Compass books to fight her post-Potter depression but she said she just kept waiting for Voldemort to show up.

idk who you are but thanks lol that seriously made my day right there. i can see my self still laughing my ass off days from now about that.

[Melwret]

NIKKI-EYETESS:

What happens evertime a new set of her pictures come out. :P

[Luck_e]

i'm scared...i'm scared AND i'm running away....now....

[kempenstein]

puma

An attractive woman in her late 20s or early 30s. She is a pre-cougar/urban cougar.


I think that puma just grabbed my ass.

[mumblez]

SMELL CHECK

Double checking the clothes you put on for any funky odors before getting dressed and leaving the house.

Damn, homeboy should have run a smell check on his pants before he came to work today. Dude smells like funky taint.

[spyder808]

^^ hahahaha

i've known many people that should seriously smell check each garment