A story about mumblez...

[big_mike]

He was a nice young man, well groomed, strong build, and led a life of :aol_tittyfuck: random women at his will. He rarely fell in :inlove(2): but spent 1/3 of his life :onbed:.

Now that he is married, the days of :onbed: are few and far between so he is left to :wanker(2): on his own time. He has called upon me to make him :grin61: with new material, so I was proud to honor his request of :wanker(2): material.

His request is below:

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/5737/midgetanddonkeybp5.jpg

:movethatass::movethatass:

[mumblez]

:laught01::laught01::laught01::laught01::laught01:

[llcoolj58]

lmao damn thats funny

[mumblezs#1Fan]

midget beastiality porn? :hidden:

[Nikki]

Hahahahahahahha!!!!!!

[kempenstein]

:eek::laught01:

[Luck_e]

uh....the midget or the pony???

[undertaker]

lol what a great story of mumblez nikki careful with him;)

[k_lee]

ahahahaha!!! that's hilarious!

[Matt450]

I think you need to right another one.

[big_mike]

I do too.... but who should be the victim?

[undertaker]

I do too.... but who should be the victim?


how bout making one on mumblez#1fan lol

[big_mike]

so be it.

[big_mike]

Today's :kissass: thread will be brought to you with no :onbed:, no :aol_tittyfuck:, and certainly no :behind:. No, this post was made out of :inlove(2): for fellow readers. The :spermy3: reading this may tell me to :twoup: when he finds out what I say, but thats ok, he is a :chinese:.

When I first came to this board, it was :aol_asstoass: and tons of :bounce:, but here recently, there has been a ton of :mrdick: floating around. Although, I did meet a real nice :6: who helped me with a ton of :wanker(2): material and that was great, but I soon found out he is just a guy trying to :fuck: anything that walks.

So I started to :movethatass: around and see what I could find. It wasnt long until I started doing a little flirting, and the next thing I know, I was getting :kissed: from a few very lovely ladies. Although I would have loved to :aol_tittyfuck: them, I couldnt, because I had my own girl at home to :aol_teabag: and she is happy to :blowjob: me.

But through my experience here, one thing remained the same, we can all kick back, talk smack, and still party hard!

:gaydance:

[kempenstein]

:grin61: good job mike!

[Matt450]

Thats another good addition...maybe it should be a daily thing.

[undertaker]

lol good one

[llcoolj58]

good one mike it was funny

[big_mike]

One for Nikki

(Nikki, I love you, so be open minded when you read this)

********

I start this post out of :inlove(2): and a ton of :kissass: for a girl we would all like to :aol_tittyfuck: just once, and :wanker(2): all over her big, round, full :boobs2:. Now, we all know she is a :25: on the surface, but in the :onbed: I have been told she is :thefinger28: and she even likes the :aol_dirtysanchez:. Now, of course, I have no solid proof, but every night it seems Mumblez will :aol_poundit: and even sometimes :aol_teabag: as he is on a good hour or so before she is. I have also heard rumors that she lets him do the :aol_shocker: on her, in which case she looks like this :clap: when he is performing his duties. Because, as we all know, Mumblez apparently floats her boat :boat:.

But lets keep it real, they are married, so after any :onbed:, it will always be followed by :kissing:. Now, I dont know about you guys, but if Nikki just :blowjob: me, and just got done :drink0: a fat load, there aint :nono2: way in hell I am going to :kissing: her. No sir! She needs to :tooth: first !!! I dont care how much I am :whip:, its not gonna happen! Now, if the tables are turned, and I am :001_tt2: on her, then she damn well better be ready to :affection:, because she will be wanting a :smoke20: afterwards... But, thats a dream we all have, so its a moot issue.

Hopefully, you liked my story, it took me a few minutes to think up, and if not, :twoup: and I will be over at your house with my :tank: to :2guns: the crap out of you until you are :hang:.

HAVE A NICE DAY!

[undertaker]

lol mike that is a killer story

[big_mike]

hehe, started running out of smilies.

[Matt450]

Another great addition to your stories.

[kempenstein]

:laught01:

[llcoolj58]

lmao good one mike

[mumblezs#1Fan]

mike you a sick man. Am i one of the only few guys here who would not titty sexy nikki? :p

[big_mike]

yep, probably, because I know I would, but then again, my girl has the same chest size so technically, I already do !!! :-)

[Nikki]

Hahaha Mike you are awesome! That was hilarious :laught01:

[big_mike]

WHEW! She didnt get mad.... :-)

[mumblez]

One for Nikki

(Nikki, I love you, so be open minded when you read this)

********

I start this post out of :inlove(2): and a ton of :kissass: for a girl we would all like to :aol_tittyfuck: just once, and :wanker(2): all over her big, round, full :boobs2:. Now, we all know she is a :25: on the surface, but in the :onbed: I have been told she is :thefinger28: and she even likes the :aol_dirtysanchez:. Now, of course, I have no solid proof, but every night it seems Mumblez will :aol_poundit: and even sometimes :aol_teabag: as he is on a good hour or so before she is. I have also heard rumors that she lets him do the :aol_shocker: on her, in which case she looks like this :clap: when he is performing his duties. Because, as we all know, Mumblez apparently floats her boat :boat:.

But lets keep it real, they are married, so after any :onbed:, it will always be followed by :kissing:. Now, I dont know about you guys, but if Nikki just :blowjob: me, and just got done :drink0: a fat load, there aint :nono2: way in hell I am going to :kissing: her. No sir! She needs to :tooth: first !!! I dont care how much I am :whip:, its not gonna happen! Now, if the tables are turned, and I am :001_tt2: on her, then she damn well better be ready to :affection:, because she will be wanting a :smoke20: afterwards... But, thats a dream we all have, so its a moot issue.

Hopefully, you liked my story, it took me a few minutes to think up, and if not, :twoup: and I will be over at your house with my :tank: to :2guns: the crap out of you until you are :hang:.

HAVE A NICE DAY!



holy fuck thats funny!!! good use of the smileys! I might have to add more so you can do more stories :)

[Davey]

Nicely done.. :drinking08:

[Matt450]

I cant wait for the next installment of the mumblez story.

[big_mike]

the next installment will need more smilies

[Matt450]

Someone needs to get on that.

[D.M.]

haha good stuff

[Luck_e]

great...now i'm gonna have nightmares