big_mike
08-13-2007, 06:23 PM
This post is designed to use every smiley, in order that it appears in the smiley list, in a story using the 18 regulars we have on this site. Due to size restrictions though, the following smilies will NOT be used: sign30, sex08, gaydance, and load.
I know you all have enjoyed my previous stories, I hope you enjoy this one as well.
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Lets start the story off with mumblez and nikki, the site owners, who are very much in :inlove(2):. On this board there is a lot of :kissass: to both of them, and there are some users who make us all go :twoup:. Of course, by seeing nikki, we would all like to :bump1: her endlessly in the :onbed:, but if we did, we would all look like this :P. Of course, since we cant be with nikki, all the guys are :wanker(2): in their bedroom watching nikki on cam shaking her :movethatass:. For a more detailed picture, imagine its midnight, nikki is on cam, and every guy is like :hidden: in their bedroom. But all the action is not centered on nikki, her model is roxy, who is worthy of a :aol_tittyfuck:. Hell, another member, k_lee, is worthy as well :ditto:. Rest assured though, there are NO members here that will make you want to :vomit10: over yourself. Just by visiting this site you will be :grin61: and wanting to :behind: most of the models you see. Some of you more aggressive guys will want to :aol_teabag: them, and its ok to dream. But if you are like pollaslocas and make it too obvious, we will call you out, :sign26:. Thats not to say we want you all to be lurkers, :lurker, because by doing that, we think :uarestupid: and it makes us :mad09:. Lets be honest, these girls are gorgeous, and its normal for a guy to want to :fuck: these girls silly, or at least :inlove: and then give them the :aol_shocker: before you send your soldiers :spermy3: into battle. So please, dont be a lurker, its not nice on a message board, but if your going to speak, dont be stupid or we will tell all the models :feedtroll:.
We do have a married couple on board as regulars, kempenstein and mrs. kempenstein, they are the :bananaangel: of the board and we are all :clap: they are here. Now if you haven't seen the mrs., your first thought will be to :aol_poundit:, oh :yes: you will want to, but keep those thoughts to yourself. You see, her husband likes to :soapbox(2): a lot when people talk about :love02: with his wife, so its best not to say anything and just be like :wave7: when you see either one of them.
hold on, :fart:, ok, better. damn lunch....
Now we move on to mumblez#1fan, which had us all :hitwall1: after he changed his name from nikkis#1fan. We couldnt figure out why he wanted to be mumblez #1 fan, when davey already has that honor due to his :aol_makeout: sessions when nikki is away. But then, davey came on and said :nono: he was :sleep18: of being called gay, he was straight. So we all :lol: at him and had a few :drinking05: in honor of him attempting to be straight when we know how he really is. Its ok davey. We know you are :ph34r: in the bushes at night, staring at mumblez.
Another member, by the name of llcoolj, is an extreme :aol_footfetish: type of person. He will do anything for feet pics. Why, we have :noidea: , but if you want to post pics, he gets all :yahoo: . I personally get :sick10: but will :drinking: to him wanting to look at feet, its his choice after all.
**** another break, gotta figure out how to use the next smilies ****
I know you all have enjoyed my previous stories, I hope you enjoy this one as well.
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Lets start the story off with mumblez and nikki, the site owners, who are very much in :inlove(2):. On this board there is a lot of :kissass: to both of them, and there are some users who make us all go :twoup:. Of course, by seeing nikki, we would all like to :bump1: her endlessly in the :onbed:, but if we did, we would all look like this :P. Of course, since we cant be with nikki, all the guys are :wanker(2): in their bedroom watching nikki on cam shaking her :movethatass:. For a more detailed picture, imagine its midnight, nikki is on cam, and every guy is like :hidden: in their bedroom. But all the action is not centered on nikki, her model is roxy, who is worthy of a :aol_tittyfuck:. Hell, another member, k_lee, is worthy as well :ditto:. Rest assured though, there are NO members here that will make you want to :vomit10: over yourself. Just by visiting this site you will be :grin61: and wanting to :behind: most of the models you see. Some of you more aggressive guys will want to :aol_teabag: them, and its ok to dream. But if you are like pollaslocas and make it too obvious, we will call you out, :sign26:. Thats not to say we want you all to be lurkers, :lurker, because by doing that, we think :uarestupid: and it makes us :mad09:. Lets be honest, these girls are gorgeous, and its normal for a guy to want to :fuck: these girls silly, or at least :inlove: and then give them the :aol_shocker: before you send your soldiers :spermy3: into battle. So please, dont be a lurker, its not nice on a message board, but if your going to speak, dont be stupid or we will tell all the models :feedtroll:.
We do have a married couple on board as regulars, kempenstein and mrs. kempenstein, they are the :bananaangel: of the board and we are all :clap: they are here. Now if you haven't seen the mrs., your first thought will be to :aol_poundit:, oh :yes: you will want to, but keep those thoughts to yourself. You see, her husband likes to :soapbox(2): a lot when people talk about :love02: with his wife, so its best not to say anything and just be like :wave7: when you see either one of them.
hold on, :fart:, ok, better. damn lunch....
Now we move on to mumblez#1fan, which had us all :hitwall1: after he changed his name from nikkis#1fan. We couldnt figure out why he wanted to be mumblez #1 fan, when davey already has that honor due to his :aol_makeout: sessions when nikki is away. But then, davey came on and said :nono: he was :sleep18: of being called gay, he was straight. So we all :lol: at him and had a few :drinking05: in honor of him attempting to be straight when we know how he really is. Its ok davey. We know you are :ph34r: in the bushes at night, staring at mumblez.
Another member, by the name of llcoolj, is an extreme :aol_footfetish: type of person. He will do anything for feet pics. Why, we have :noidea: , but if you want to post pics, he gets all :yahoo: . I personally get :sick10: but will :drinking: to him wanting to look at feet, its his choice after all.
**** another break, gotta figure out how to use the next smilies ****