funny painful stories

[mihaeagle3]

mine: fell off a 10 foot drop off and broke 2 trees (one with my butt, one with the back of my thigh and the last tree stopped me when it hit my butt too....
apparently it looked funny just falling into nothingness to my friends
oh and luckily i just got some extremely bad bruises and no broken bones

but what are some other stories people have about some funny times where they got hurt? there have gotta be some...anyone?

[Davey]

Hrmm I have more then I want :P One time I was in a Motel with this girl, I gotthe "purple" room to impress her. We get in the heart shaped jacuzzi getting all comfyand what not. I get outto turn the radio to something more romantic and slipped on the wet tiles next to the jacuzzi. My feet went up in the air and I felt like I was hovering mid-air for at least 3 secs before gravity took over. I slammed tailbone first onto the tiles, laying there moaning for several mins.. She on the other hand laughed her ass off.

[mihaeagle3]

Hrmm I have more then I want :P One time I was in a Motel with this girl, I gotthe "purple" room to impress her. We get in the heart shaped jacuzzi getting all comfyand what not. I get outto turn the radio to something more romantic and slipped on the wet tiles next to the jacuzzi. My feet went up in the air and I felt like I was hovering mid-air for at least 3 secs before gravity took over. I slammed tailbone first onto the tiles, laying there moaning for several mins.. She on the other hand laughed her ass off.

hah ouch...was she sympathetic and did she "take care" of you after that?

[Luck_e]

i've heard of being swept off your feet.......but........

[Davey]

Ohh you guys are a laugh a min.. :grin61: