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kempenstein
08-29-2007, 10:47 AM
Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you!

KurtDK
08-29-2007, 10:57 AM
hahaha, very funny stuff

Matt450
08-29-2007, 10:57 AM
I don't know why but these are some good questions that need answered. Superman also stopped a bullet with his eye.

Nikki
08-29-2007, 02:19 PM
Hahahahah!!!

I love the one about the food materializing in the fridge, cuz I do that all the time!

Davey
08-30-2007, 02:43 AM
[QUOTE=kempenstein;11063]Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
A: Because we dont know if its the batteries or the buttons.
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
A: Because if you want to open a new account with us Its gonna cost you Biotch.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
A:Its easier to check wet paint then to count to four billion.
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
a:It hasnt come in contact with air , hence the crude on the top after opening.
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
A: The needles are inserted before the Injection. If they dont go through with it he might get an infection.
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
A: He's Irish :lurker.
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
A: A revolver to the face hurts!
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
A: To ensure they dont die of head injuries.
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
A:Some silly person.
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
A: We evolved from different apes.
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
A:Bubbles have the same rainbowy hue no matter what color is added.
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
A:March 6th
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
A: We are hoping the Food Faireies put something good in there.
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
A: It builds up the self esteem of the vacuum.
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
A: Your on the wrong end.
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
A: Practice..
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
A: Because we are taught being nice is sometimes better then being honest.
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
A:Because we are clumsy and I never liked that damn vase.
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
A:We are human, we are never satisfied with the temp.
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
A: We have but they arent as funny.
And my FAVORITE......

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you!
A: Ummmm... [/QUOTE



You did want answers right?... :lurker

big_mike
08-30-2007, 08:40 AM
nice find davey....

Matt450
08-30-2007, 09:30 AM
Those are very good answers davey.

kempenstein
08-30-2007, 01:37 PM
lol! good job Davey!

kolpaz
08-30-2007, 09:20 PM
too true kemp, great find...... and Davey, you my friend might have a bit too much time on your hands.

Davey
08-31-2007, 02:19 AM
too true kemp, great find...... and Davey, you my friend might have a bit too much time on your hands.

umm no I just get bored easily..