I love headline bloopers. We see them nearly every day in our local newspapers. Do you think they really do pay a proof reader?


Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No,really?


Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!


Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!




Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!




Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!




War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!



If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!


Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!




Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!




Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!




New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!






Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?



Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!



Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors


Boy, are they tall!


And the winner is...



Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


Did I read that right?

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Originally Posted by Matt450 Maybe it killed the zombies that were living there

maybe........:5:

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Fortune said a palm can say a lot, especially when it smack you.

wow those are some great headlines.