Here are only a few things in life you know about men. But there are more things you don't know. A man may give you his body and his heart, but there are parts that he'll never give up. These are the secrets of lovers past, hidden fantasies and unshared longings. You're about to sample this hidden knowledge. Be prepared for what you're about to find out.

1) A man will never admit he slept with your sister until you really find out.

2) When you are asleep I will be dreaming of you naked near a lake, and your sexy cousin giving me a wonderful blowjob.

3) When you call me at work I am loyal to you and giving you my word, sometimes I might stutter on the phone and it's because you take my breath away. My secretary sometimes under the desk does not let me have a fluent conversation, but I do love you with every word that I say.

4) When I come home late from a hard days work I love the treatment that you give me, but I really rather caress you than to have sex. It pains me to have sex right then and there, I want you to feel that you are not just a sex object.

5) There is no point in telling you that I slept with over 20+ woman and that at one time I had an STD. What counts is the present and not the past. To move forward to a brighter future.

6) You can always count on me to provide you with comfort, security and protection. If you don't work and you are at home taking care of the kids you never have to worry. I am out there thinking of you at all times. Even when I am with my female co-workers and getting involved you always come to mind.

7) If your getting fat I will try every way to help you lose the pounds. Just don't get on top of me by surprise when I am asleep.

8) Don't feel that I just want to have anal sex with you all the time and not vaginal. It's just that the 2nd slot for now seems to be a bit more thrilling at the moment.

9) If you have a headache I can understand. A man can be compassionate and caring. I will lay next to you hoping you feel better while you stroke my cock.

10) You are the only one I will love to no end. Even if you question our babysitter it's your end I enjoy the most.

so true lol

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um....sounds like someone is a little bitter about relationship problems?? nothing worse than a man hater spreading hate just to feel better about what happened to them.

OR, he found it posted somewhere else and is sharing with us due to the comedic value.

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Im thinking that, but lol, at the person that originally put it together, theygot quite some imaginatin.

haha that is great. Specially the head ache part. And Sex Cures headaches, colds, and Cancer.

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i'll give it that..it is funny...:grin61: