When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing, make yourself a cocktail and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so GLAD I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &Johnson."

Have a great day!

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Haha.

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lol thats funny, makes my job seem like heaven. i wonder how much they get paid?

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it had better pay pretty good to test them all day, lol

hahaha, that was so damn funny

I don't have a job...

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they are thin so it cant be that bad .... think they use alot of the Johnson & Johnson Vasaline?

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you no good son of a bitch !!!
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then what the fuck you tell me for?!?! ass....
big_mike

: thats a good one

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hey me thinks not only is that good for work....but just to make you laugh whenever and wherever people start getting on your nerves.