we say the strangest things

like how did gay go from meaning extremely happy to homo?

how is pussy no longer a cat put a vagina?

why do we park on the driveway but drive on the parkway?



add your favorite sayings or strange things we say

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Lloyd Dobler: I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?

Bless His Heart
If you ever hear someone say Bless His Heart, they are about to TALK SOME TRASH!
"bless his heart but he beats puppies.. yeah he beats em with kittens!"

Jimmy Crack Corn, and I don't care

That's like some inner city drug problem
"Yeah did you hear about Jimmy? he's on the crack corn...

and I don't care!"



Credit to one of the greatest comedians I have ever seen Jon Reep

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Brandi: i got something sweeter for your taste buds
Brandi: i always think of you

"love you to death"

I know it means 'for all of my/your life' but it sounds so harsh!


And yesterday, I was saying to everyone... 'May the 4th be with you... alwayth...'

lol...

'Going to go take a shit' ... and you never take it, you always flush it down...


And why are they called fingers... I have never seens them Fing... oh, wait, there they go..

why is it a pair of pants? I get pair of sock, there are two
if pants are a pair because of two holes then why dont we say a pair of shirt?

why is bacon called called shouldnt it be called fry-con?

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Lloyd Dobler: I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?

what about a pair of glasses

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Since when did "The Shit" and "The Cat's Ass" come to mean the best excellent thing?

Growing up as I did in the stone ages, these phrases meant just the opposite...

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"The grass is always greener on the other side."

Well, what, if the other side is cement or blacktop, then what?

Hey Pro..lol I can't top that. But there is one thing that has always gotten under my skin. The infamous 'scientific pole' that comes around every election time. I am going through this as we speak, there is a Provincial election upcoming where I am, in Vancouver B.C. Scientific pole?? There is no such thing. It is about as 'scientific' as polling a bunch of drunks outside a bar at closing time.

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Should 'if and buts' be candy and nuts then we would all have a Merry Christmas