you've been to the grocery store?

went to go pick up a few things and i got lost in every isle

tooth paste
coolgate
go to toothpaste isle
find coolgate
desifer between 100 different types of coolgate toothpaste

fuck! which one do we buy?
okay i'll pick this one

next on list Orange Juice
go to juice section
3 doors full of orange juice
find simply Orange juice
check
low pulp
no pulp
medium pulp
or extra pulp
FUCK! i dont know

k next on list
Milk
easy right?
NOPE

3 doors of fucking MILK
looking for non fat
cant find non fat
but they have 2%
1%
Fat Free
what the fuck the list say non fat where the hell is the non fat?
some hot chick helps me figure out non fat skim milk and fat free are the same thing ..cHRIST !!! then call it the SAME THING!!!

does everything in the store have 50 different versions?

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I go about once a week... but I hate it when they change the packaging after about ten years. Last week I spent about an extra half hour looking for various things because they all decided to change their boxes at the same time 09:


Not long ago I bought cottage cheese, and when I opened it at home I saw little green things in it :w00t: and I immediately threw it away. Turns out it was actually cottage cheese with chives :laught01:

im cleaning many store's 7 nights a week. i see every kinda shopper
and most of them are confused even the ones that spend more time
in stores then me. :

lol they barely change the Oodles of Noodles package so im good. and Soda look for the blue bottle. Gotta Love Pepsi.

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yup..always see different versions of female cashiers.

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Originally Posted by BelowFrosty I try and live a simple life but people in the real world ruin all my fun.

What's this "Real World" you speak of?

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Brandi: i got something sweeter for your taste buds
Brandi: i always think of you

I work at a grocery store. it sucks balls.