My fave is a classic.

You smell that? You smell that? Napalm son. I love the smell of napalm in the mourning. One time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up there. We didn't find one of 'em not one stinkin dink body but that smell. You know, that gasoline smell. Smelled like...victory. someday this war is gonna end.

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"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." - Groucho Marx

It´s "morning", not "mourning". "Napalm in the mourning" sounds like it could be the title of an episode of Criminal Minds. They should do an episode about a serial killer who bombs funerals with napalm.

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Yeah just copy and pasted didnt see the typo.

Another fave is from Stripes..


"You can't leave, all the plants will die."

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"According to the current doctrines of mysticoscientism, we human animals are really and actually nothing but "organic patterns of nodular energy composed of collocations of infinitesimal points oscillating on the multi-dimensional coordinates of the space-time continuum". I'll have to think about that. Sometime. Meantime, I'm going to gnaw on this sparerib, drink my Blatz beer, and contemplate the a posteriori coordinates of that young blonde over yonder, the one in the tennis skirt, tying her shoelaces."
-E.A.

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Everyone I come across in cages they bought
they think of me and my wandering
but I'm never what they thought
got my indignation but I'm pure in all my thoughts
I'm alive...

"God Bless Mother Nature. She's a single woman too" - The Weather Girls

'I am not getting my memos' Lt Col Jack O'Neill Stargate Sg1
' That's O'Neill with two LL's' Lt Col Jack O'Neill Stargate Sg1

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going thru the Chappa'ai